<\/p>\nIt’s fair to say, in recent seasons, Manchester City have handed Pep Guardiola quite the sizable piggybank to play with in the transfer market. But can you imagine City winning the treble with Piggybank at the wheel? No? Neither can we.<\/p>\n
<\/span> (Image: Getty Images)<\/span>1<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\nJuan Cuadrado – John Square<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nChelsea would have never signed John Square. Never. No matter how good you are – that name belongs in League Two as a no nonsense hard-tackling midfielder… put your Crewe shirt back on John!<\/p>\n
<\/span> (Image: AFP via Getty Images)<\/span>2<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\nKevin De Bruyne – Kevin the Brown<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nYou all remember Kevin the Brown right? You know, from the final season of Game of Thrones. In all seriousness, the name is quite ironic as De Bruyne can do everything but tan.<\/p>\n
<\/span> (Image: Getty Images)<\/span>3<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\nLucas Ocampos – Luke Fields<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nYou don’t get many more Spanish sounding names than Lucas Ocampos – but in an alternative universe he’s an American country singer: Luke Fields.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/span> (Image: PA)<\/span>4<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\nJordi Alba – George Sunrise<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nWe don’t have much to say about George Sunrise apart from the fact it’s quite a nice name. George Sunrise sounds like the love interest<\/span> in a coming of age movie.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/span> (Image: AFP via Getty Images)<\/span>5<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\nFrank de Boer – Frank the Farmer<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nHere we go, roll out the farmer jokes thanks to his ill-fated spell as Crystal Palace boss. However, De Boer was once one of Europe’s top footballers, the defender was far from a farmer at Ajax.<\/p>\n
<\/span> (Image: Getty Images)<\/span>6<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\nAntonio Di Natale – Anthony from Christmas<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nAnthony from Christmas like the superhero who descended from the North Pole (presumedly after a spell with FC Santa Claus, yes that’s a real club). His main power is narrowly avoiding European qualification with Udinese.<\/p>\n
<\/span> (Image: Dino Panato\/Getty Images)<\/span>7<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\nPepe Reina – Joe Queen<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nLiverpool’s own Dancing Queen, Joe. To be honest, Joe Queen between the sticks is completely believable – unlike the fact Pepe translates to Joe.<\/p>\n
<\/span>8<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\nBastian Schweinsteiger – Bastian Pig Climber<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nBastian Pig Climber just doesn’t make any sense, and that’s the beauty of the name. How, and why, did Mr Schweinsteiger’s ancestors settle on that surname – I guess we’ll never know.<\/p>\n
<\/span> (Image: Getty Images)<\/span>9<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\nGanso – Goose<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nIt’s a little known fact about Ganso, but when he failed to live up to his lofty expectations as a youngster at Sao Paulo, he gave up football and went onto star in Top Gun – that may or may not be true.<\/p>\n
<\/span> (Image: Jeff Zelevansky\/Getty Images)<\/span>10<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\nAlexandre Pato – Alex Duck<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nIf you can suspend your disbelief for a second, there’s was a period in the early 2010s when Brazil could have fielded an attacking pair of Duck and Goose – and that sounds a delightful English pub.<\/p>\n
<\/span> (Image: AFP\/Getty Images)<\/span>11<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>Comments<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\nVicente del Bosque – Vincent of the Forest<\/h3>\n<\/p>\nStig of the Dump, met Vincent of the Forest. Vicente del Bosque might have been thinking of a return to the forest after his disastrous Euro 2012 campaign saw Spain dumped out on the group stages.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/span> (Image: GETTY)<\/span>12<\/span> of 12<\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\nShare<\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/li>\n <\/span><\/li>\n<\/path><\/svg>